Smoothies Bible

I've got this recipe book called, "The Smoothies Bible". I think that I received it for a shower or wedding gift. If I remember correctly, it was paired with my BULLET as part of the gift!
 
Anyways, my recent interest in drinking smoothies more often has caused me to grab this book off the kitchen shelves and start reading. I forgot how hilarious this recipe book is... yes, hilarious.
 
There are smoothies in here that can help "heal".... HIV, ADD, yeast infections, depression, eye problems, gout, gallstones, hangover, herpes, impotence, infertility, IBS, menopause, skin conditions, UTI, quitting smoking, etc. Good Lord!! Wouldn't it be awesome if a random smoothie concoction could really help all this stuff? No wonder it's called the Smoothies "BIBLE"... it is practically healing people!
 
It does include a profile on ever herb, fruit and vegetable that you've ever heard of, which is nice... since I'm new to the whole cooking regulargly thing. Just alone... the herbs that start with a "C".... calendula, cardamom, cayenne, celery seeds, chamomile, chasteberry, chickweed, cinnamon, clove, coriander seeds, cumin.... I'm overwhelmed and I'm only to the letter C!
 
This book has fruit smoothies, vegetable smoothies, herb smoothies... I still don't like the sound of veggies or herbs in my smoothie.
 
Names of smoothies that are weird from this book are below, some of these sound gross.
 
Slippery Banana
 
Mega Melon Supreme
 
Red Rocket
 
Flaming Antibiotic
 
Bananarama
 
Healthy Bladder Blitz
 
Gas Guzzler
 
Aspirin in a Glass
 
Morning After
 
Prostate Power
 
Woman's Smoothie
 
So obviously, they've got everything smoothie you've ever dreamed of in one book! So if you've got any of the previously mentioned ailments... or other ones I just found like... flatulence, ulcers, parkinsons, migraines, low libido, insomnia... please contact me and I'd be happy to hook you up with a smoothie recipe that will start the healing process!!! :)